Asterisk is SUPER Interesting

I legitimately have no idea what to write about today, so I’m going to take my lack of inspiration to a whole new level.

Ready for this folks?

I’m going to take an inventory of everything on my desk. Here goes:

1. Bookshelf (and items on it)
   a. Functioning clock
   b. White out
   c. Two bon appétit coupons
   d. Stuffed lobster
   e. Anna Wilmot’s graduation announcement
   f. Mass produced Hershey’s Kisses Valentine from work, complete       with Hershey’s kiss
   g. Cocktail umbrella
   h. Recipes from a Safeway Display
   i. Picture frame with photo of Jazz and Captain Morgan from high       school
   j. Two Jim Henson figurines
   k. Desk Gong
   l. Artsy chicken made of old plastic bags
   m. Feather earrings
   n. New Orleans Post Card
   o. Candle
   p. Non-functioning clock
   q. Fake glasses
   r. Eraser shaped like sushi
   s. Container full of paperclips, chip clips, and pushpins
   t. iPod container full of spare change
2. Computer speakers
3. Laptop
4. Charger chord
5. Laptop case
6. Dell plug in mouse (that clashes with my MacBook)
7. Lamp
8. Pencil Cup (and items in it)
   a. 4 Pilot Pens –black
   b. 1 Bic Pen –blue
   c. 2 Sharpie Highlighters –yellow
   d. 3 Onex pens –blue
   e. 3 Bic mechanical pencils
   f. 1 Papermate mechanical pencil
   g. 1 fancy Bic ballpoint from “Bank of the Cascades”
   h. 1 Ticonderoga Pencil
   i. 1 limegreen colored pen from “Voicedoctor.net” –black
   j. 1 Pentel Energel pen –black
   k. 1 mechanical pencil I stole from the career center
   l. Scissors
   m. 1 ball point Surya brought me from India –blue
   n. Cocktail umbrella
9. Math book
10. Purple Sticky notes
11. Giant orange novelty sunglasses
12. Nivea Chapstick Recovery
13. Pilot Pen
14. Headphones
15. Business card from the Archives Department
16. Butter Knife
17. 2 Quarters and a Nickel
18. Plate
19. Novelty eraser shaped like a sandwich
20. Nail polish –gold
21. Lauren’s plastic heart ring
22. Note card with an incorrect schedule on it
23. Glass
24. Another chapstick –spearmint flavor, ew
25. Nail polish –purple (not to be worn with the gold, ever)
26. Miniature sewing kit
27. Mini spool of black thread
28. Keycard/keys
29. Nivea Chapstick Smoothness
30. Waterbottle
31. Salt shaker w/ salt
32. Mini can of WD-40
33. Tiger club survey
34. Envelope
35. Notecard with old shopping list
36. Notecard with Art History crap
37. Wells Fargo credit card information pamphlet
38. Notepad
39. 40 Cozy
40. 14 foot Ethernet cable
41. Cell phone

And that's it! Get excited about it!
~Asterisk